Sheldon: I’ll have a Diet Coke.
Penny: OK, will you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine, I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s, um, Rum and Coke without the rum.
Penny: So, Coke.
Sheldon: Yes. And would you make it Diet?
Penny: There’s a can in the fridge.
Sheldon: A Cuba Libre generally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
[Sheldon is singing “L’Chaim” at Penny’s bar]
Leonard: I don’t believe it. What’s got into him?
Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be kinda slutty.
Leonard: [smiling] You didn’t.
Penny: Hey, you do your little experiments, I do mine.
MY GAAAAANG 🙂